Inside was a carrot.
No letter, no note, nothing besides a carrot. This carrot didn't look unusual, it didn't look like a famous person it was just a plain, orange carrot.
How odd! I can't decide if it's a practical joke, a weird piece of marketing or an insult.
The envelope was postmarked Bolton, dated yesterday and was franked. I've got the franking number (PB804992) so I'm trying to track it down where it came from, if anyone can help I'd appreciate it.
What's next, a turnip?